Nintendo Switch missing XY Feature = Not Buying

[Peh]

DarthMetalliCube said:

Lol @ some of these "missing features." You're really reaching with some of these..  How about focusing on what Switch DOES have? 

- Nintendo games
- 1080p on TV and 720p on handheld screen
- Emphasis on physical media w/ more durable, quicker load time cards
- Developement pipelines of Nintendo home console, Nintendo portable, as well as Vita and indies
- Cheaper console than competition
- Cheaper online than competition
- Many cheaper games
- ability to play on TV, handheld, or tabletop mode interchangably
- 2 controllers out of the box (two separate joycons)
- HD Rumble
- 3D motion/ gyroscope controls
- Track record of Nintendo hardware durability
- Virtual console (w/ online support!)

[Also I've played Uncharted. Overrated as hell. I don't get it..]

It's supposed to be a joke, because of all the recent threads and complains popping out for every single missing feature.