Thieves stole a bolted-down PlayStation from children's cancer ward

[badgenome]

"They took the game too, so the mansion I built on Minecraft is gone."

Your save game wasn't on the disc, genius! HAHAHAHA! 9 YEAR OLDS BTFO! 34 YEAR OLDS FTW!

He seems pretty stoked on people overseas sending him a new PS4, so there's a silver lining, I guess.