The official "I'd rather ___ than shop at a Gamestop" thread.

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To stay in the spirit of the concept of the OP:

I'd rather get ass-blasted by porn star Lex Steele with a sandpaper condom than shop at Gamestop.

In all seriousness though, I hit my local Gamestop if I am making an impulse game purchase. Otherwise it is Amazon.