I could protest, but I'm so amused by Ubisoft's horrible PR shitstorm that I don't think I actually want to see it end.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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