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I tried a couple. Women were throwing themselves at me. Couldn't respond fast enough.

Unfortunately, pretty much every single one of them were full of shit. Pretty girls with criminal records. One lady who looked like a young Jada Pinkett that had EIGHT children, big women who posted fake pics, emotionally damaged women with trust issues ("Why are you online? I can see you're online." When I wasn't online at all.) One lady planned to meet me, had me drive an hour for our date, and never showed up. Then, she deactivated her account and blocked me on her phone. It's madness. I never tried Tinder because, at the time, I didn't even have Facebook. And any females on a dating site gets 10,000,000 responses and dick pics per day.

I don't miss those days.