I'm so optimistic about the Switch, I've got really no choice but to be disappointed.
-I already use the hell out of Smart glass for Xbox One and I have an awesome LG Tone Platinum headset. A phone app will eliminate the need for a chat pad or anything else.
-Have you guys seen what a PS4 game looks like on the Vita? Fucking insane. The smaller screen makes everything look better! If the Switch can provide similar, I'll be in heaven.
-Any game that companies wanted to release on Wii U (*snicker*), Vita, 3DS, or even Mobile--put it on the Switch. It has the dedicated handheld market all to itself and it's basically a mobile device so if can run all of their content, too!
-My phone already uses USB C so I'm already equipped with a billion (okay. Three.) ways to charge it. My mobile Turbo Charger, my spare battery, and my car charger.
-Maybe, for the first time since PSP, I can get a fucking WWE game that I can take anywhere! It would be my game of the year if they offer one! Instantly my favorite version simply because it's portable.
Okay. Okay. Calm down, Lewis. Calm down.
100 million sold--after an initial lull in sales. Also, Nintendo will release a new version every year because Nintendo.
