WC4Life on 20 January 2017
| Faelco said: As usual. "- This new console will get a lot of third party support, we'll be able to play the same games as the other consoles, yeah! - This big incoming third party game won't release on this console. - LOL, who cares about this game anyway? - This third party developer isn't interested in this console. - It's a sh*tty developer, so who cares? - All of these third party games will never release on this console. - Nobody cares, we buy this console for its first party games anyway!" |
Classic stuff.
We've seen this before and now's the time for a rerun. Classics never die.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
