George is sitting in work when he realises he has forgot his glasses. He calls home to ask his wife to drop them off. A strange woman answers the phone, he asks who it is. The woman replies "this is the maid, the woman of the house hired me this mroning". The man thinks back to a conversation about getting a maid and assumes his wife hired her by herself.
He asks the maid to fetch his wife, the maid explains that his wife is having sex with a strange man. George is furious. He tells the maid "Would you like £40,000? Get the gun out the desk draw and kill them both. The maid agrees, she walks upstairs kills them both and returns to the phone to say "what shall I do with the bodies?"
George replies "Shove them in the shed for now". The maid is confused "you don't have a shed".
George replies "Wait a minute, this is 01523 768193 isn't it?"
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