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See! Didn't I tell you kids Nintendo were repeating the same mistake they made with the Wii U ?!?!

(It just about fits in your back pocket but it's equally likely to drop out onto the hard pavement)

THIS MACHINE IS ONLY PORTABLE IF YOU'RE A FAT TUB OF LARD IN XXXL JEANS