Screamapillar on 04 January 2017
I just really can't be impressed by sell-through of a game when it's bundled with the system. I mean, literally half of Uncharted 4 sales could be simply because it came with the console the person bought. Even if the game was never turned on. Is that impressive, in that case? I'd be more impressed if they gave us real sales figures of the game, not including bundles.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
