I flew too close to the 1TF sun and my Switch wings melted.

[Pyro as Bill]

Jumpin said:

There are two types of Nintendo fans. Those that want Nintendo to make a PlayStation, and then the real Nintendo fans.

You can usually differentiate the two based on whether or not they liked NES, Gameboy, DS, and Wii and are looking for Nintendo to make the next interesting console. Or if they were instead fans of GameCube and are looking for Nintendo to make a console that is just like the PS4, except shaped like a purple lunchbox, and an awkward Fisher-Price controller that they will claim is the best controller ever because, despite not being very functional, they like how it feels in their hands.

Only one type of Nintendo fan.

The rest are fifth columnists and should be treated as such.

The GCers and WiiUers need to be destroyed before they destroy Nintendo.