I was assaulted and I got robbed while I was walking to the subway

[Ganoncrotch]

onionberry said:

Ganoncrotch said:

I just picture you walking away from your desk at lunch time and forgetting your purse.... mid way into the canteen you get a phone call about how your desk just exploded paint all over the office.

lmao if that's not in a movie, that deserves a movie.

"Oh, can you come back to the office... you forgot your bag.... also you gave old man Joe a heart attack and you're fired"