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On my first date with my Ex Fiance, I bought MGS 1. On my first date with another girl, I bought Gran Turismo. In school, I "wowed" the cool kids with my knowledge of all the games Mario was in (Punch Out, Tennis, Wrecking Crew, etc.). I once wore a Power Glove to school. Yep. I was doomed from the start.