What will convince you to buy a Switch?

[Pyro as Bill]

curl-6 said:

Pyro as Bill said:

Is there not a single game you love so much that you want to take it with you wherever you go?

Sad.

Why would I want to take a game with me whereever I go?

If I'm not at home, I'm doing other things; working, socializing, etc. I have no need to play video games away from home.

But now when you're out socialising and drinking wine, you can pull your Switch out and bang, just like that, you're all playing Wii Sports or Just Dance.

Everybody will want to be your friend because you have all the games.

When you're at work, get your co-workers addicted to Mario Kart to hurt their productivity so they get fired and you get the promotion.