Ah, the airport/airplane. While sometimes it can be a fun experience, there are also unlucky times where you get really screwed in where you're sitting, get rude staff on the plane, or late arrivals/cancelations, etc. What's you're story? I bring this up because I'm leaving on a plane next Friday. Anyway, here's one of mine:
So back in July I was arriving to my destination. The flight was 7hrs long and I had gotten on the plane at 3am, so I was very tired. I was right below first class seating and was out of the seat like everyone else, waiting for the door to open so we could leave the plane. Being tired I accidentally fell forward slightly and bumped some dude in front of me's bag. The dude was kinda short, probably in his 40/50's and had a large red nose. I said sorry but he replied with, "HEY! Have some manners!" and after that (Because I had already apologized) I didn't say anything. I thought that was the end of that... I was wrong. On the bridge-thing that connects the plane to the airport itself he kept looking back at me every few seconds and said; "You better fucking learn respect, you spoiled little shit!" and "Kids these days, what the motherfucking hell." and "I"ll fucking beat the shit out of whoever is picking a shit like you up." and these insults just felt so out of place for what I did I couldn't help but kinda smile and even laugh to which he replied with, "You think this is fucking funny? Yeah, I'll fucking teach you funny, you stupid turd!" and then he went on his merry way.
