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Listen to me when I say this: Lara Croft is a whore.

-Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light released first on Xbox 360.

-Tomb Raider Underworld had two huge DLC expansions that were Xbox exclusives. I think, but I'm not sure, the they released on that Tomb Raider Trilogy YEARS LATER.

-Tomb Raider Legend was on 360 in 2006. PS3 in 2011.

-Tomb Raider Anniversary released on 360 in 2007. It didn't come to PS3 until 2011.

- The original Tomb Raider came to Sega Saturn, first.

-The series went to PS1 and stayed there for years before going back to other consoles.

PlayStation was home to most of her adventures (and most of her decline in quality, tbh (thanks to annual releases and the horrible Angel of Darkness) but that's because PS1 had virtually no competition.

I don't know how to put this any clearer. LARA CROFT DOESN'T LOVE YOU. SHE ONLY GOES WHERE SHE CAN GET MONEY.

At the same time, she often stars in some stellar games. People need to put their emotions to the side when it comes to gaming. If a good game comes to a platform you own, play it! Stop taking it personally when things don't go exactly like you want.

Jeez.