Lol. That sentense is such a great start for a joke...
"Hell, it was so groundbreaking that we defeated Godzilla by throwing it at its feets and opening a giant, black hole. Never saw a Japanese lizard that big being flushed down a hole the size of Tokyo."
"The first time we booted it, we went back in time so be could undo the Virtual boy. What boy thing? What were we talking about again...?"
"When booted it runs so smoothly, we used it butter up, stuff it in a Tesla and joyride on the moon. With the Switch you can run those craters at full speed, i tell you!"
"When you plug the Switch in, it drains all power from a radius of 50 miles. It's great for blackout friday and snuggling in the dark. The Japanese ministry of health recommends it for childless couples on a weekly basis."
In the wilderness we go alone with our new knowledge and strength.
