Do you think the Switch has a touch screen?

[Ultrashroomz]

You know, I am slowly starting to have a conspiracy theory that someone at Nintendo looks at these kinds of posts on various forum boards, and see if people say things along the lines of "oh yea Nintendo would never do this" or "Nintendo would be dumb not to include this."

And just for the sake of triggering people, they'll defy everyone's expectations just to cause turmoil.