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Soundwave said:

Bullshit translator:

"Please buy our 3DS this holiday. Our new NS system that looks exactly like a tablet, has its own LCD display for portable play, has its own built in battery for portable play, a kick stand for portable play, a detachable spare controller for portable play situations is not a portable system. It's totally not a portable system. Why would you even think that? You might even call it a ... third pill -- aw fuck it. Please buy our 3DS portable game system this holiday. That is our portable system. Why don't you want a 3DS. Try it. Did I say 3DS is portable? Because it's portable. Not NS. Not until March 2017 anyway, ooops did I say that out loud? Just buy a 3DS ok? It has Pokemon. You'll love it, and we'll love having your money."

Don't forget it uses mobile technology to power it.

You have come around. I'm glad.



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