Screamapillar on 21 October 2016
Trust me, it's definitely there. They just didn't want people to focus on it, since primarily they are targeting core gamers as early adopters. People that want/need dual analog.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
