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It is the year 2016. For more than a year The NX has sat unknown on the Golden Throne of Nintendo's Headquarters. It is the Master of Gaming by the will of the fans, and home of a million games by the might of his inexhaustible developers. It is a hybrid console writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. It is the key hardware of Nintendo for whom a thousand rumours are created every day, so that it may never truly die.
Yet even in his unreleased state, the NX continues its eternal vigilance. Mighty fanboys cross the troll-infested miasma of the Internet, the only route between distant forums and blogs, their way lit by the leaks, the psychic manifestation of the NX's will. Vast armies give battle in its name on uncounted forums. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Rumour Makers, the Nintendo Leakers, bio-engineered super-leakers. Their comrades in arms are legion: the NX Guard and countless Pro-Nintendoforces, the ever vigilant Moderatorsand the Spec-priests to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from mobile gaming, haters, trolls - and worse.
To be a Nintendo fan in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody waiting times imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for it will never have cutting edge power, prefering to use cheap and weak hardware. Forget the promise of 3rd parties and multiplats, for in the grim dark future there is only Nintendo. There is no peace amongst the fans, only an eternity of flamewars and shitposting, and the laughter of thirsting trolls.
I'm so sick of waiting for NX news. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO, NINTENDO!
