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I sat next to an overtly homosexual man, who talked for the entire flight about not being able to wait to get home after such a long stint overseas and finally do some manscaping.

Not that I have a problem with such things, but it was an 11 hour flight and I was exhausted. There's a surprising number of ways to describe trimming your bush.