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Clearly the OP has never met MiuMiu, aka Boom Boom, aka Buttcheeks - Queen of the Relm, Protector of feck all, Demander of everything, Owner of anything she wants, the first and last of her name.

MiuMiu (not sure if we own her or she owns us) sleeps most of the day, gets tons of treats, all kinds of food, goes snagging around at night, demands to sleep in our bed where we have to sleep around her although we have a king size as she spreads herself right across. She has toys littered all around the house and literally cannot do any wrong.