Build a big, beautiful, ad-blocking firewall and make Neogaf pay for it.
Close off the site to tabletop gamers until we can figure out what's going on.
Ban all illegal downloaders. Pirates bring malware. They bring violations of forum rules. They're rapists. Some of them, I assume, are good people, but they are not the Internet's best.
Female gamers who stop playing a game and never finish it need to be punished. I don't know what it should be, but there needs to be some form of punishment.
We keep losing all our Mods to China; we need to get 'em back. They took our Mods!
TrollSIS are bad. Trolls are cutting off people's threads and we can't do anything. We need to go after their families and ban them.
Disclaimer: though his post was typed by the user's normal, human-sized fingers, it is meant to be nothing more than harmless satire and does not reflect the views of the user. (Vague disclaimers are nobody's friend)
