Idiots complaining about Moana

[Barkley]

Ka-pi96 said:

Barkley said:
He might be built like a solid tank but he ain't got no nips. Poor guy.

Why is that a bad thing? I can't really think of a single reason why a guy would want nipples in the first place, other than for piercings anyways.

Pinch your nips, feels good man!