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Faxanadu on 22 May 2008
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The Ghost of RubangB said:
fkusumot said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
My inaugural sober Wii Fit Age as of 4:00 pm or so was 35.

My drunk Wii Fit Age as of 11:30 pm or so was 28!

Drinking 2 really strong martinis made me 7 years younger fitness-wise!

And sober balance-wise, my center of balance was waaaaay back, and a good amount to the left, like 54% to 46%.

And drunk wise, I was EXACTLY 50/50. Not even 50.1% to 49.9%. It congratulated me on having PERFECT BALANCE. I shit you not.


It helps to relax, eh?

 


Yeah my woman made fun of me and said I'm a tense prick when I'm sober so "of course I'd have better balance drunk."

 


dont mind her silly talk, she is just a sheila. for your consolation: you are always a stiff prick, drunk or sober. 



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