Windows Update is a joke.

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SvennoJ said:

Ganoncrotch said:

Did you read the OP?

The eternal "checking for updates" on both windows 7/8 is a very common bug when it requires a lot of patching.

in fact if you google "checking f" by that stage google will suggest

an issue 1 worse than testicle cancer. Should at least attempt to read OP before reacting to the title at a guess?.

Haha!

You're lying btw, or it's country specific

If so, why do so many people have lice in Canada, ack!

You're both wrong. It's user-specific. Google is known for personalizing search results, and I'm sure it's more or less the same for search suggestions.