I Blame Wii Fit

[Bodhesatva]

Hang nails
Those really bad toys that sometimes come in McDonald's Happy Meals
Holes in winter coats
The Mutaba Virus
Anything written or performed by Michael Bolton
Outlets that don't have a grounding hole when all your plugs have one anyway
Ring worms
Those times when fast food joints get your order wrong and you don't find out until you're already home
The dust that sometimes collects in a computer mouse that degrades tracking and performance
NeoGAF
Food Shortages
Zippers that fall off of jackets that basically ruin the whole jacket
Melodramatic soap operas
Stapler jams
Gas price increases