John2290 said:
Maybe you're in the wrong country. Here's how things work in Ireland, you go out and get drunk, just merry like and mingle round the pub. Most likely you'll come across someone you know, chat to them for a while etc, etc, Just shoot a few looks at a few woman early, kind of shy glances, like they do in the films and if the looks are returned with a smile make sure you smile back after 11pm-2am things start getting handsy, the chick/s will gravitate to you as long as you smiled back and its pretty much "Hi..." > kissing > Some sly touching > black out, maybe? > Shouting at taxi man for over charging > her house or yours > more touching > black out > Morning, tied condom full of jizz beside you > vague memories of sex ... and is you like what you see beside you in bed and you feel comfortable in conversation with a hangover and all then it might lead to a week or a month or a 50 year marraige. |
Brb, booking a plane ticket to Ireland.








