My girlfriend says I don't get anymore hanky panky unless we get married

[burninmylight]

Neodegenerate said:

sabvre42 said:

Hes right. Cause as soon as you get married you get less sex.  (I'm married)

Nothing turns a woman off more than a wedding ring.

Ain't that some hard truth you learn after the fact.

Pssh, you don't even need the hardware. Just try living with her for a couple of years. By that point, you're pretty much married and yolked.

I was engaged once and lived with a woman for two and a half years. Like Chris Rock said, the only thing that stopped us from killing each other was an episode of CSI.

After that experience, I won't let my girlfriends now stay over an entire weekend, yet the skiggity-skat stays right on track.