So, Civil War is a beautiful mess (spoilers)

[DonFerrari]

Runa216 said:

DonFerrari said:

I see... so you as a student knows a lot better than the renowed director, ok.

You don't need to be a michelin star chef to know when you've got a pile of shit on your plate. 

But if you are judging a michelin star chef and say his food is a pile of shit, you better show credentials, don't you think?

DakonBlackblade said:

Angelus said:

Dude....everyone in the theatre was laughing like every 5 minutes. It was really annoying actually cus I often couldn't hear the next line of dialog. Don't tell me this wasn't a funny, lighthearted movie. Yes, there were moments of seriousness sprinkled in, but they're few and far between, and lost impact, because they try so hard to make you laugh the majority of the time, that any sense of trepidation goes out the window.

Wanda killed some people. You don't see it. Just an explosion on the side of a building. She gets over it after Hawkeye walks in and tells her to get off her ass (that's like literally almost all he said).

Rodey gets crippled.....because they just stare at him falling for 10 seconds.....and Tony forgets his suits can break the sound barrier (seriously did all his toys get worse after iron man 1?) Whatever it's cool, we're quickly told he's basically fine, and at the end we see Tony is gonna fix him up, which was predictable.

I'll give you the fight at the end, which was by far the best part of the movie. Sadly, the movie then closes with a wink to everyone hunting that Tony and Cap will be buddies again real soon, and they don't even have the guts to leave anyone in jail for a minute. So in conclusion, the movie is called Civil War.....and.....nobody dies, nobody ends the movie in captivity, nobodies life gets ruined, and everyone is likely to meet up for drinks soon to laugh about how silly this all was. Bygones and all.

 

It's a fun movie. It's also a terrible Civil War movie.

 

Edit: As for what you said about brainwashed Bucky being stronger, I don't know if that's supposed to be the case of not, but Black Panther basically schools him even without his suit, and everyone else he fights at that point wouldn't stand a chance against him brainwashed or not. Tony only had a glove, Black Widow isn't nearly strong enough to match him, and Cap isn't around until he catches the chopper. So I don't buy that brainwashing makes him stronger, more ruthless of course, but not stronger.

1 - ppl at your theater had a wierd sense of hummor, anyway some levity is good in every movie, otherwise you have the depressing mess that was BvS

2 - PG 13 and all, showing ppl blowing up insta makes movies mature. Wanda kinda gets over it, she never stops being afraid to sue her powers, thatll take Doctor Strange's teaching, you cna bet thatll happen in a near future.

3 - IM cannot go from 0 to breaking sound barrier in half a second, he was far and after 5 seconds of falling Rody would be falling fast as crap already, and we are not told he is fine, we are told he can't walk and can't even get up by himself when he falls. Most likely scenario Stark finds a way to make his legs work while in the War Machine suit but he wont be able to walk while out of it, wich will lead to some interesting character development regarding how this affects Rodey head

4 - Ppl don't need ot die for something to be serious. Half the Avengers team is wanted by authoritys, the other half has lost public trust, the acords are still in play and you can bet all your money Thanos is gona take advatage of this when he comes to Earth.

Hate to say that to you, but on the theather I watched it was the same, laughs at every 5 min or so... I was loling the whole movie.