The New World with Colin "the eyebrow" Farrel.
Never seen anything more boring on the big screen than this thing. A worse Pocahontas-clone than Avatar, especially when The New World actually is about the first settlers in America. This thing was so unbelievably slow a snail would finish a marathon quicker. Nothing really happens except plenty of close-up shots of Colin Farrels puppy eyes and eye-brow (singular). Even though most of the film is slow, it wraps up pretty quickly blasting through like thirty years of the rest of whats-his-name's life in five minutes: he sails back and forth, gets three kids and dies. The end.
At least I wasn't the only one, because as soon as it was over, people behind said this sucked hard and sighed in relief. Ice Age was playing next door, I should have gone there because Ice Age is great.
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