Screamapillar on 29 April 2016
Nintendo is expecting to sell 800k Wii U's by the end of March next year. 800k.
There are no more Wii U games coming that we don't already know about. AAA games, anyway.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
