Share your naive childhood gaming stories!

[HylianYoshi]

I remember when I was a wee little scrub, the Ocarina of Time N64 cartridge that I had already had a completed file on it (The story goes that my brother got from a friend). The first things I can claim to have experienced of the game are the title screen and the final boss room. Of course, that was adult Link. When I created my first save file and saw young Link for the first time my mind was absolutely blown.

Also, I sucked really bad at games back then. I couldn't find the Kokiri Sword, much less did I know that I couldn't beat King Bob-omb by throwing him off the mountain in SM64.