Ganoncrotch said:
Went to see BvS tonight with mates.... and since the announcement that Ben Affleck was going to be Batman that was all I had worried about this movie all the way til the point of watching it... but my God, it's so clear that Ben actually has a knowledge and respect of the Batman character at least a bit, but this whole movie... it's a fucking boring shambles, 2 and a half hours of nonsense, there was a person down the row from me started to play games on her phone mid way through the second hour and I swear... I almost was more interested in her clash of clans town than what was going on in the film. we were talking after that if you haven't seen it yet you should bring in some vodka and take a shot everytime there is a dream sequence of some sort, at a point Batman is knocked out.... in a dream... and has a flash back to finally end waking up a second time, it's inception levels of dream scene, the only way the director can seem to get any story across is with constant reminders from Batz that MAH PARENTZ ARE DEAD, and if it wasn't for the co-incidence of mother names the fight would have been to the death... I mean dear fucking God if Supermans adopted mother had been called anything other than Martha would Bruce have just shrugged off what he was muttering and stabbed him in the head. Also superman dies.... for like the 15th time and we're expected to do anything other than half at the shock at this? also the fucking newpaper which reported front pager "superman dead" had a piece half way through about Clark Kent writer for the planet passed away... sure people gonna be shocked when Superman comes back to life but you can shrug it off that he is an alien, but What do people think when Clark comes back to work at the planet?.... also Lex wtf Luther, just can't even go into that character, was one of the worst films I've ever seen and it's worse than all the other comic book/super hero films, including the 60s batman fighting with a damn rubber shark on a ladder. Seriously, I felt so bad for Affleck after coming from this movie, he tried his hardest but was just drowned in shit. |
As a comics fan, I can explain everything. Even why Lex talked the way he did and the dream sequences.
