NX Rumor: 8k 120 FPS games, controller is holographic

[hershel_layton]

Cubedramirez said:

hershel_layton said:

No no no you got it wrong! An electric bar. Now you can go to the bar and not worry about sucky waiters. Plus, all the waitresses are hot, meaning you get nice servers and dont need to pay a tip.

Mind Blown...

How about electric tar? Nintendo releases a NX concrete covering platform that has a constant current running keeping the temp of the surface above 45 degrees at all times so snow cannot form ontop of offical Nintendo branded tar coverings.

Northeners always ruining us with their snow. Might as well kick them all out to Canada. We should make the entire US the South. There'll be the South, lower South, and very low South.