I can see it now:
>We're at the final part of the game. Noctis is panicked, fleeing Niflheim with Luna in tow - the Niflheim forces in pursuit
>There is a blinding flash and a thunderous boom, throwing Noctis and Luna iout of frame.
>The camera slowly moves towards the pair, lying on the ground groaning. Luna is out cold. A single pair of boots on cement can be heard getting closer.
>Noctis turns his head towards the camera and gasps in horror, eyes wide, at whomever is approaching.
>The camera slowly follows his gaze, revealing the ambusher to be......
JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Text takes over the screen: "Episode 2 now in development."
>Everyone cries because they have to wait for a long time again