Rate the Nintendo Direct 3.3.2016

[mrsafira64]

Let's see here...

Super nintendo games on the 3DS: That's pretty cool I might buy one or two just to ... only for new 3DS and no cross buy. Well never mind then, onto the trash It goes.

Starfox zero: Looks just as bland as always but atleast It looks like starfox and actually might be fun, I'll get It If I find It cheep.

Kirby planet robocop: Looks FREAKING BADASS, totally the best thing to come out of this direct.

Metroid federation force: Couldn't care less lol, still a trash game even If I don't care that much for metroid.

Toilet Paper mario: Poop splash: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT NINTENDO?, another bland mario RPG oh wait I'm sorry I meant to say "action adventure" aparently these game were always of that genre, that has a run of the mill storyline no unique characters and a crap battlesystem? Into my ass It goes.

Starfox guard: Looks like a neat little minigame, can't believe nintendo actually went the effort to integrate this tech demo into starfox zero. Wait you're telling me this is a game on It's own that's going to be sold at full price?
I guess I couldn't care less then. Also slippys uncle might be pedophile just to let you guys know.

Super mario maker and splatoon updates: Awesome, great to see these games still being supported by nintendo.

Tokyo mirage sessions: Looks like a good game, I'm confused though, did they drop the whole fire emblem and shin megami tensei crossover they had going for?

Everything else: Either bland, okay or not worth talking about.

I rate this direct a solid 3/10, I would give It a 6 but paper mario really brought the whole score down.