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I tell my oldest daughter I'll call her in sick tomorrow so we can all just go directly to the parade, but she doesn't want to skip because of her perfect attendance record. So now I have to take her to school and then come back a couple hours later to take her out so she can keep it in tact though it's pretty far out of the way. I swear, her sense of responsibility is kind of annoying.

Need to get off the internet, buying so much cheap, kitschy crap.