Ambulance is too expensive for me right now even with healthcare. If it is as low as $20 fee, would be a huge impact. But I am sure it is more.
As for Poison control center I might consider that, Problem is I feel no symptoms until I move around. If it is as severe as Botulism, I might need proper proof since I ate from government unexpired cans.
Well, keep us updated on any symptoms as they come. I only studied medicine for a short time, but what you have seems to be severe enough to need medical assistence, even if you'd rather not see them this does sound bad :L