ReimTime on 01 February 2016
I got a 23 inch Explasionator Apex PoonJumbler that I like to hook up with my Tritton 345XxxXX Garbleschlomper to kill some noobs. Then I grab my KontrolFreek Tripod FuelPecs and toss on my Beats by Que headset, with the volume dialed up to eleventeen so I can hear the footsteps of mein enemies.
A true Gamer Dude never forgets his Gekkkko xPrecipitatex JizzStamper R700 skin for his custom QuadSquare Rhombus Synergy controller.
Next, I grab a nice deep bowl to pour in my special edition 20/20 Doritos Fajita Blitzkrieg FalafelRaptor snax.
And never forget that vital item for all you game assassins: the CootSmasher Grind Black Optic Heterosexual gaming chair that can be adjusted in 1 different directions.
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