i love giving nintendo my money

[Azuren]

PerturbedKitty said:

Azuren said:

He might be on to something, Kitty. I mean, have a little faith in the dangerously new memebers!

nobody would say such a blatant lie like that, he must be up to something.

Maybe it's all some kind of conspiracy? Maybe Nintendo just lobotomized you and convinced you that they are the best no matter what by removing your ability to think for yourself? And maybe they're giant cockroaches wearing Japanese businessman suits? They need our money because it's covered in cocaine, and that's what their alien roach race needs to breathe in our atmosphere. And Sony is actually a rival alien race of giant cats, here to paw the roaches to death before not even eating them because cats are giant assholes who kill things because?

 

Or maybe he's just a new user and signed up just to give a single one-time opinion, and thus we shouldn't really pay him any mind? I like the Roach-vs-Cat thoery better, though.