thekitchensink on 13 May 2008
1: No. Just.... no. Would give little kids nightmares (and by 'little kids', I totally don't mean me 
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2. Kazooie is clearly seen in the gameplay screenshots, not to mention the fact that most of their abilities rely on him.
3. I'd love this one actually, but it would fit the plot of a movie or tv show more than a game.
4. This one seems the most likely. Just off-beat enough to make for a comedic story, without being completely stupid.
5. No. Changing mid-game from a cute platformer to a gritty war-story is Conker territory.
Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?
Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off. I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."
