Nintendo Zealot on 13 May 2008
When I was young my dad wouldn't let me and my siblings buy consoles because he said that they ruin TVs. So for a long time all I had was a gameboy. Then finally I saved up $100 to buy a Game Gear because it looked awesome since it was in color. When I finally got it, it turned out to be really lame and a total waste of money.
Later me and my brother bought a virtual boy since it was the closest thing to a console our dad would let us buy. I'm sure you all know how big of a flop virtual boy was, so that was a huge waste of money too. Although Wario World for Virtual Boy was pretty sweet.
Luckily when I turned 10 my dad finally changed his mind about consoles and we got an N64.
^Guy pissing on Microsoft Sign
