Thoughts:
0min25 Holy shit the fuzzy lights are gonna get me!!1
1min10 That looks an AWFUL lot like a blimp...
1min50 Wait is this science fiction circa 1960?
2min20 ...The Nephilim. Srsly?
3min Oh so that's where GAINTS come from!
3min30 So the Nephilim caused the Flood. Wait I thought you were quoting the Bible earlier, I believe it says pretty specifically that God did that one.
4min A 36-foot-tall skeleton. lol wut.
5min Somebody has discovered Photoshop ... not you obviously.
5min50 Clearly NASA never makes mistakes.
6min10 Twelve planets?? You count the moon as a planet? You count the SUN as a planet?! WTFLOL you can not be serious
6min30 Here comes the numerology, I should have known it would be in here somewhere.
7min Now the REAL fun starts...
7min30 BAHAHAHAHAHA
8min You DO realize that this whole "orbit" thing means that the planet has been here before, right? Where is the evidence of this kind of catastrophe occurring cyclically every few thousand years ... you know what? Nevermind, I forgot what kind of person is making this video.
8min30 I can't help asking -- you DO realize that you have half the Rocky Mountains being covered by ocean right? How's that going to happen? If you say the tsunami washes away that part of the Rockies I will laugh so hard I might get organ failure, so please don't.
9min47 Thank you for the lulz.
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
