AbbathTheGrim on 10 January 2016
5) Sex mini-games
4) Curse words, I want Link to have tourette syndrome
3) Characters and enemies bleed
2) Final boss must be a creature made of feces
1) Link dies in the end
Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1
