My NES from 1989 is still alive and kicking!
My SNES died, I still don't know why. But I just got a new one, that one's running fine til today.
I had a Game Boy broken, but just because I was a kid and treated it like shit. =D
Then there was Gen 7. Oh dear god, please don't remind me. That friggin' Xbox 360. I'm serious. That fucker broke 9 times (!) over the years on me. The first one destroyed my discs for no reason whatsoever. Microsoft even refused to give me a new one at first. I was really pissed at that time. Then I got 3 RROD. Another 360 had trouble with the disc drive. Another one locked me out from Xbox Live, even though I never hacked it or cheated or anything. My 360s were always so messed up that at one point I bought a second one as a backup console in case the other was breaking again. I'm not kidding, I actually did that!
The fat PS3 didn't really die on me. But it became EXTREMELY LOUD over time. I couldn't hear the TV anymore when playing a game. So I decided to get a ne Super Slim. But technically, my old fat lady from 2007 is still running...
My old Vita died on me. The left analog stick stopped working, I don't know why. So I got a new one.
Other than that, I'm fine.
Official member of VGC's Nintendo family, approved by the one and only RolStoppable. I feel honored.