NightDragon83 said:
OMG I know rite?!?! Can't stand either of those movie franchises! And to this day I haven't even been able to pick up a Metroid game after I found out that Samus was a chick wayyyy back in grade school. Female bounty hunter my ass! |
Completely forgot about Metroid. Not sure how, though, as I hate women with a passion (including my wife.) Yea, as soon as I saw her out of her suit at the end of the OG Metroid, I took the game out and smashed it with a hammer. And I only played, beat, and enjoyed Super Metroid by accident, I swear. I was hoping they were going to give her a penis at the end.
And just because I beat Super Mario 2 with the princess doesn't mean a damn thing. I just wanted her to suffer through the game's hardships. You know, cause she has a vagina.