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Enough hate (from me). Here is what I DID like:

-Millennium Falcon scenes were epic. Every time they showed it, I jizzed. So maneuverable!
-New heroes. Ask three were likeable for different reasons. Poe was fun, Finn was relatable, and Rey was a hero I could root for.
-Han and Chewie. Harrison Ford didn't miss a beat. He was the old con man pirate we knew and loved
-Light saber fights weren't overly choreographed and seemed like a fight. That one at the end where trees were falling was good. I always wished they could reshoot the one from Episode IV to spice it up.
-The scene on Jakku where Rey looked at this old woman. She was like "I gotta get the fuck outta here before I end up like her." Much better than a scene looking at the horizon and dreaming
-BB8. That robot can emote!
-C3PO and his red arm. Don't know why it made me laugh so hard.
-The jokes in general. I liked the vibe it gave. Even if they were still wisecracking after several fucking planets exploded. It wasn't a serious movie.

-Kylo was a legit badass too... until the mask came off. He looked like I could kick his ass!