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IamAwsome said:
Anything but Cranky Kong plz.


Geoff: "And now we turn it over to Reggie for a Nintend World Premiere."

Reggie: "You know, where ever I go - in public or online - I always hear people ask me about the same thing. Today, I want to give these people and our fans what they want." 

A trailer begins to play. It's a beautiful grassy field with mountains in the distants. The art style is cel shaded but extremely detailed as you can see different gradients of green on each individual grass blades along with tiny flowers in between them. Suddenly the camera pans behind as a majestic monarch butterfly flying across the fields. You can see the scales of the wings and all of its various colors highlighted. The camera then pans to a tree nearby while a faint familiar tune from a record is being played. A shadow jumps out from the tree... It's Cranky Kong! - and the camera zooms up in it smiling face for a snazzy seflie shot.

Reggie: "We noticed over the years  that everyone keeps mentioning his name. So we thought we finally give him trailer!"

Back to the trailer words appear... "Cranky Kong is now available for Smash Brothers along with his new Zelda inspired stage! Buy the 3DS Smash Bros game to get it free before the New Years!"

Reggie: "That's all."

Geoff: "Damn it, Reggie!"